Friday, December 3, 2010

Chocolates


A quick note about something that has nothing to do with my time here. Have you ever noticed Dove chocolate messages (the ones that come on the inside of the wrapper) are totally inapplicable to normal life? On getting some Dove while at the Automercado in San Jose, noticed most of these messages would actually have awful unintended consequences if followed. Therefore, Dove is obviously for middle aged, already settled women who would only smile, not actually uproot life to do its bidding.

Examples of some Messages:


-What would you do if you could not fail?

Skydive without a parachute, but that doesn't mean I should try it just because I have the power of Dove behind me

-Live every minute doing exactly what you want!

Until tomorrow where you live every minute living up to the consequences of your actions

-He who walks in anthers tracks leaves no footprints

Always follow someone else away from the scene of a crime

-Remember, mistakes make life interesting!

Nothing like serving time for reckless endangerment to give your life a new twist

-Give a smile, you'll almost always get one back!

Especially when you smile at the sketchy guy in the trenchcoat

-Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet

I only assume this means people who buy Dove are smart enough to use umbrellas when its raining


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